10,000 Reasons Civilization is Doomed
Reason #1: Paris Hilton
Reason #10: McChurches
Reason #18: Plastic bags
Reason #25: Bottled water costs more than Coke
Reason #33: The music industry loves money over music
Reason #38: Religion
Reason #48: Lists
Reason #67: People who don`t care about politic
Reason #79: Emo: the kids, the bands and the sad, sad people who call it a "lifestyle"
Reason #84: Myspace
Reason #89: You can buy pubic hair on eBay
Reason #106: Lopez Obrador, left winger mexican candidate, who is trying to make a new Cuba out of the USA neighbor, Mexico
Reason #112: Felipe Calderon Hinojosa, ultra right-wing Mexican who is trying to make a new USA out of the USA neighbor, Mexico
Reason #128: Porn Stars running for political office. Even worse, Porno Star being the most ethical and viable candidate
Reason #140: iPod slaves
Reason #156: TV News is 1/4 sposrts, 1/4 weather, 7/16 stupid banter between newscasters, leaving about 30 seconds for actual non-celebrity news
Reason #190: No one is paying attention.
Reason #194: Christians, Catholics, Muslims.. religious fanatics who think they're right and everyone else is wrong when it comes to an imaginary friend.
Reason #207: windows vista
Reason #210: Wal-Mart
Reason #215: Parents who think they are too busy parenting to pay attention to what's going on in the world their kids are growing up in
Reason #306: Because Al Gore invented the Internet.
Reason #312: mainstream media's obsession with the 'blogosphere'....
Reason #323: There are over 25 million people who actually think The DaVinci Code is well-written.
Reason #336: we can't see the connections between the wars we fought 20 years ago and the wars we are fighting now
Reason #397: The second law of thermodynamics
Reason #423: Microsoft
Reason #2030: eBay
Reason #2465: People who believe that NOTHING is their fault, and then sue whoever they believe should be held responsible for their own stupidity.
Reason #2705: MC Hammer
Reason #2746: Yoko Ono.
Reason #2915: Dragon Ball Z
Reason #2959: MSN fights
Reason #3417: Metrosexuals.
Reason #3515: Steve Irwin is dead.
Reason #3527: Pluto is no longer a planet
Reason #3558: The Sun
Reason #3580: The Human Genome Project (HGP)
Reason #3610: Linux doesn't rule the computers of the world.
Reason #3623: Dimebag Darrel was shot on the stage
Reason #3710: the color purple
Reason #3727: MySpace
Reason #3728: MySpace
Reason #3766: Face Fucking
Hasta el momento en que escribo esto hay 3778 razones escritas y aceptadas del porque el mundo se va a ir al carajo, y claro hay 6 razones que se repiten y varias veces jeje, es lo que pasa cuando dejas que la gente escriba sus propias razones.
Ayuden y colaboren a acabar esta lista que en parte es estupida, en parte educativa y en parte anecdotica... anden sientanse parte de algo asquerosos lectores...